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The Diva of Dumb
12 July 2009 @ 12:32 am
I got a chance to work on the book today. Yeah, that's exceptional lately. This sucks because going more than two or three days without my original works makes me a tad screwy in the brain. But hey, I only have twenty pages to go before I'm on the fine-tuning editing pass! Being behind schedule is better than ... uhh ... being moreso behind schedule!

I introduced this one customer dude to bamboo shoots the other day. Have I mentioned lately that I love expanding people's culinary horizons? It was just funny because he was thinking of how huge bamboo grows, and imagining that the shoots would be huge woody chewy scary hunks of ... thing on his plate.

AND NOW, a meme.

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other.

So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.

Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you!


Shame is for sissies. So, you know, feel free to ask me any questions you're prepared to hear the answers to. >:B
 
 
Current Mood: lazy
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
10 July 2009 @ 09:52 pm
A child-free city. There needs to be a child-free city so I can move there and never have to deal with other people's stupid spawn ever again. I'd say a child-free country, but, y'know, see how the city goes and expand as necessary. Maybe put it on a nice island. Fill the place up with ponies just because.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
05 July 2009 @ 10:24 pm
I've been getting into wanky Fandom!Secrets slapfights lately over stuff like RaceFail and feminism. Seriously, I'm pretty sure the quickest way to make a cause look stupid is to allow its supporters free access to the Internet. You can't even point out a basic truth like "society doesn't change overnight" without some ragey anon crawling up your ass. If intelligent beings find the ruins of Earth civilization some thousands of years from now, computers and books will have long since worn away to nothing, and the only records left will probably be cave drawings of humans attacking things with spears. That'll pretty much sum it up.

In other news, check this out, it's adorable. Rat steals zoo leopard's lunch, leopard retaliates with curious prodding.
 
 
Current Mood: blah
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
02 July 2009 @ 10:44 pm
Hey, you know what, you've been working hard lately. Why don't you put your feet up and enjoy some Let's Play Pikmin? Day 8, 9 and 10 are up (plus the morbid little Pikmin Extinction bonus), and Day 8 kicks off here.
 
 
Current Mood: weird
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
30 June 2009 @ 09:27 pm
Ah, restaurants poaching each other's staff. My life is like an Anthony Bourdain book, just with less frequent vomiting.

Anyway. I can't seem to do anything productive today, so have a roleplay meme!

Ask any of my characters as many questions as you want. This can be anything from their favorite food to their thoughts on yaoi, or anything you can think of. You can also ask me any questions related to them.

Applies to Duster ([info]preparedforthis) and Captain Olimar ([info]whistleandwork). My Diego Armando has been retired too long for me to effectively get into his headspace, and my Insanejournal horde of wild red Pikmin, uhh, can't really take questions unless, "Hi!" is a valid answer.
 
 
Current Mood: lazy
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
28 June 2009 @ 08:57 pm
My stalkerbuddy PT already figured this one out, but Let's Play Pikmin has been updated! Days 6 and 7 begin here.

Dash managed to buy some Gamecube controllers, so I can actually play Pikmin 2 properly again! \o/ I immediately started reviewing Olimar's commentary on the treasures. Gosh, I forgot how cantankerous some of his comments are. No wonder I like him better in the first game, where he's all noble and goal-oriented and thinking of his beloved family~ Must figure out how this relates to RP.
 
 
Current Mood: thoughtful
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
23 June 2009 @ 07:39 pm
My old sushi restaurant job wants me back. And at a time when my current job has started a sanity-shredding habit of making me put up with babies. This is a tempting offer indeed. I just feel a little bad, because my current place is really a great spot to waitress except for the whole, "JUST GONNA STAND NEXT TO YOU WITH A SCREAMING NEWBORN ALL NIGHT KTHX PYRES".

Anyway! Let's Play Pikmin has been updated! Days 3, 4 and 5 are up. Day 3 starts here and there are convenience links because Pyra loves you.
 
 
Current Mood: contemplative
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
16 June 2009 @ 12:51 am
What do you get when you give Pyra a video camera?

... I'll just ignore the first six responses that spring to mind and say that you get a Let's Play for my favourite game in the world, Pikmin! I have two in-game days complete right now. Check out the first part here. The video description contains a link to the next part, for your convenience.

I had Dash fiddle with the camera, so Day 2 doesn't have that autofocus craziness going on. What do you guys think, should I zoom the camera more in while I play, or is that mid-range view fine to watch?
 
 
Current Mood: makin' chowder
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
13 June 2009 @ 05:44 am
Iiiiiiiii could use some distraction right now. So how 'bout I just be a sheep and do this
HONESTY MEME here. Asspats, anonymously posted essays on why I suck, more asspats, it's all good!

In other news, plans for my glorious raid of Worldcon '09 are going well. It'll be like an Otakon trip, except that I'll be flying solo on this trip, no Dashie-buddy, and I'll doing actual career-based stuff instead of just having stupid fun. I hope to be doing a final line edit tweak of my novel by the end of this month, so I have a saleable product finished well before I'm on a bus to Montreal. To aid this goal, I'm not picking up any more RP characters. No, brain. I don't care how awesome Volly the dragon would be in panfandom. Also don't care that you've successfully conjured up a personality profile for the sunflower from Plants vs. Zombies. We're doing just fine with the failthief and the spacedork.

Introduced my grandparents to Thai food the other day. It went well! Thus proving that everything is better with noodles and rice. Everything.

I should be sleeping, sjghfskhgh.
 
 
Current Mood: sleepy
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
10 June 2009 @ 03:58 pm
Had a table at work today with two toddlers. They let the brats run all over the restaurant (heedless of waitresses carrying very hot things), take cutlery off tables for toys, throw the pebbles from the base of the water fountain, and drop most of their food all over the floor. Then the older one wets herself. While running around. "She's usually sitting down when she does that," I heard the mother say, in the same tone you comment on the weather in. Wait, wait. So, you know your vermin is poorly trained and prone to urinating all over the place, and you still take it to a nice wine-glasses-and-metal-cutlery restaurant? Because surely everyone wuvs your darling child and doesn't mind anything it does?

I wish humans would stop breeding. Guess I'm spending tonight watching kitten videos on Youtube.
 
 
Current Mood: exhausted
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
06 June 2009 @ 01:07 pm

No matter what language you speak, you've probably come across words or phrases in another language that sound better than their equivalents in your native tongue. What's your favorite word or phrase in a foreign language?


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Ever since I heard it in high school French class, I've been fond of bien dans sa peau. It literally means "good in your skin", referring to someone confident and comfortable with themselves. Using it in the "not good in your skin" sense refers to someone angsty or ill at ease. Strikes me as very apt, and you know me, I love a good metaphor.
 
 
Current Mood: thoughtful
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
02 June 2009 @ 03:32 am
Ghhh why am I still awake.

But enough about that! My Pikmin addiction -- it's like heroin but cuter -- has finally paid off! I found a glitch that I'm fairly sure no one has documented before.



Half the fun of Pikmin is in making the physics engine throw up its hands and say, "SCREW EVERYTHING".
 
 
Current Mood: sleepy
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
26 May 2009 @ 01:50 pm
So, how 'bout that Anime North, huh? I'd better tell you all about it, Internet!

More video game geeking than you can shake an equippable Stick at. )

ETA: The Sequel: KJHDSLIKHBJSHJN I forgot to include one of our best videos in the wrapup. I clearly had so much doorknob on the brain that I forgot about the dance!

 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
20 May 2009 @ 09:06 pm
THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME


Oh, and I'll be at Anime North this weekend. Me and Dash are cosplaying Kumatora and Duster from Mother 3. There'll be lots of antics and pictures of those antics, don't you worry!
 
 
Current Mood: lazy
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
10 May 2009 @ 06:29 am
I'm up at this hour reading old E-mails and stuff. Even the ones from as recently as two years ago, just ... I ... wow. Was I ever a whiny child. I was dealing with a lot, though. And if I'd been told that the child-like protagonist POV was the reason people were insisting my first novel was a children's book, I could have been saved a lot of angst and rage. Oh well! If anybody following this journal remembers that stuff, heh, well, how's it going guys? My second novel is nearly done. I'm happy with it so far.

Hey, know what else I found in my old records? This meme thing I made! Gosh wow, it's been forever since I did a meme here!

Pick ten of your currently unfinished stories. Fanfic, original fic, RP logs, whatever. Post a sentence or two from each story.

PG-13 and implications here. May contain original fic, Phoenix Wright, TWEWY, Elite Beat Agents, Mother 3, and traces of peanuts. )

As for general life updates, I got a super-cute short haircut and another ear piercing, and my workplace feeds me delicious squid. So, yeah. It's all good.

Geez, Pyra, either go to bed or get up and fix yourself some breakfast, what the hell, woman.
 
 
Current Mood: thoughtful
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
30 April 2009 @ 11:03 pm
... Okay, so this has been driving me nuts. Mother 3 fans on my flist, maybe you can help me out here.

Regarding Boney's Fetch of Great Justice in Chapter 1 )
 
 
Current Mood: curious
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
27 February 2009 @ 05:35 am
Hey, flist!

Have you ever played Super Smash Brothers and thought it'd be great to see Character A and Character Y do Insert Antics Here together? Come on, don't lie to me. Cross-fandom has endless potential.

So come to the Super Smash Brothers Everything Meme and get your fandom on! Fics, art and/or roleplay are welcome, and so are all video game fandoms!
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Three Minutes Clapping -- The World Ends With You
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
04 November 2008 @ 11:24 pm
OKAY, Obama's elected already. Could you American flisters please quit frickin' telling me to go out and vote now, jesus. XD
 
 
Current Mood: so sick of the stupid election
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
30 October 2008 @ 12:43 am

Happy birthday, Internet! The Internet, of course, has changed many things for the good. But is it all good? What is the biggest problem the Internet has created for you or the world?


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Biggest problem? Hmm ... Probably this.
 
 
Current Mood: pensive
 
 
The Diva of Dumb
04 October 2008 @ 01:31 am
GarrulonJones: Just because we're STAFF we have to be fully dressed! Gosh.
Kalpakatana: *adds "naked franchises. of EVERYTHING" to her When I'm A Superauthor list*
GarrulonJones: Naked Starbucks!
GarrulonJones: Naked supermarkets!
GarrulonJones: Naked go-kart racing!
Kalpakatana: For when Mario Kart runs out of ideas!
GarrulonJones: I'm trying to think of naked something that would go horribly wrong.
GarrulonJones: It's rather difficult!
Kalpakatana: Handling venomous snakes?
GarrulonJones: Theeere we go. XD
Kalpakatana: Juggling flaming torches?
Kalpakatana: Let's pose the question to our flists, could be fun. XD

So, I ask you, my wild and wacky friendslist. What would be some terrible activities to do while naked?
 
 
Current Mood: amused